What Are YOU Looking At?
“Hey baby… Can I get your digits because as you can see…”
Dave now gets a 10% discount on manicures. Boom!
Most magicians give their lives to the profession. Dave Johnson gives it the finger.
Now when people ask you what finger is your favorite, you can tell them, “I’m quite partial to this one… or rather, it’s quite partial to me.”
I woke up this morning and realized how rough I look. My hair is a mess, I have creases in my face from the pillow, I’m missing part of a finger…
Random guy: Hey man. What happened to your hand?
Me: I got in a fight with a shark.
Well it was actually a loan shark.
Can I borrow 50 bucks?
A COUPLE OF CLIENTS (AND A COUPLE MORE)
The real ones are below…
What did MICROSOFT have to say?
What did CISCO have to say?
- No categories
and SOME others
US Air Force
Carl Zeiss Vision
Specified Technologies, Inc.
Northern Inyo Hospital
NW Natural (1st year)
NW Natural (2nd year)
Romer Beverage (Anheuser-Busch)
Town of Florence, Arizona
GREAT REASONS TO BOOK DAVE
Imagine watching the name of your or your client’s organization appear on the side of a deck of cards as Dave shuffles them into order in three shuffles and with every shuffle, the font doubles in size…
Imagine your client swiping through pictures of your products and Dave being able to tell them what one they are thinking of or him sending them an email with the prediction on it before…
These are some examples of how Dave incorporates your organization and its message into the presentation making it even more magical, and more importantly, memorable.
Ok. That was a numbers joke. All of the organizations that Dave has performed for have had a great time. But come to think of it, there was that one that didn’t like him and he could never put his finger on the reason why.
Some of the routines he does only the top five percent of magicians do.
It just is. This isn’t a great or even good reason but seriously check out all of the strange properties of the number nine there is.
Dave has two tattoos. Both are on his upper arms. One he got when his wife wanted to elope a year before they were married. It was Friday the 13th so they decided to get somewhat matching tattoos instead and still have their country chic wedding a year later. The older one he has says, “Every Moment is Another Chance.” It’s his credo. This is why he’s a fighter when it comes to out performing the next magician.
Plus, a good magician with not all of his fingers is frankly a better magician.
Many magicians live outside of Vegas and will require you to pay for their hotel, airfare, ground transportation, etc. If they say it is all inclusive, the price would have been cheaper if they didn’t have to travel. When Dave has to go to NYC or other places to perform, he charges more money. If your meeting is in Vegas, look no further.